no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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