I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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