i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
