OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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