What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
