Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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