I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
