He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fuck appropriateness.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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