You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just pee around me
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
