Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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