Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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