names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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