Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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