Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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