Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you inspire me to be a worse person
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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