i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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