2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
