So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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