i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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