i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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