found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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