Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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