Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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