So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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