Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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