fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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