I've blown a few things in my day
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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