my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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