she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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