suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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