Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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