We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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