C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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