hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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