I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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