what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
