he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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