big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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