yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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