You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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