OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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