Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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