we have officially lost it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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