areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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