Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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