So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
