The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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