The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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