therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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