I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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